Absolute Blue Reverses Longstanding Policy

This week The Worst Band You’ll Ever Love announces a change to their Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell policy and instead adopts a Must Ask, Must Tell* strategy in the spirit of Super Bowl Media day, where we have heard Doug Williams asked ‘How long have you been a black quarterback?” and Joe Montana asked ‘Why do they call you Boomer?”. This change is only good for the weekend, so if you ever wanted to ask Kevin about quilting or have Mikk tell you the capital of Nepal, now’s your time.

* Policy does not apply to questions involving algebraic equations, thermal dynamics or Middle East policies. Absolute Blue retains the right to provide inaccurate, incomplete or simply stupid answers. Listen at your own risk.

And due to festivities surrounding the Big Game this weekend, the only chance you’ll have to experience the unusual musicality of Absolute Blue will be at Coconuts in Cocoa Beach from 7 to 11 Friday evening. So we encourage you to get your thoughts together, choose your band member, phrase it in the form of a question and take part in this once time offer with Absolute Blue : Where We Can’t Say No Unless We Say Yes…

Some stuff to watch

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Vets Weekend pics

Again Lou's pics

Lou's again

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Lou's/Mo's pics

Rusty's/Siggy's pics

Latest Lous pics

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New Years pics

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Lou's Halloween pics

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Ozzie's pics

Pier pics

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Check out the fish pics

Mo's pics.

Lou's pics.

Tequila Willie's pics.

Lou's pics.

Some Declans pics.

Check out the Conchy's pics.

Toga Party pics.

Willie's pics.

Mo's pics.

Ryans pics.

More Grills pics.

The Lou's pics.

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A tribute to our Troops , both past and present.

For your convenience, we now have a list of former slogans for Absolute Blue, some bad; some worse. Take a look. Click on link at right.

Check out the Fishin' Musicians.

Absolute Pics

And for the uninitiated, as a closing song the guys will more often than not perform a rendition of Rocky Raccoon by the Beatles, inviting members of the audience onstage to sing along. And now for the first time we have furnished for you a complete listing of the words to this timeless classic. So click on Rocky Racoon and come sing with the guys!