We are pleased to announce pending litigation against the estate of the late William Mays citing numerous acts of willful misrepresentation with intent to do grievous financial, emotional, literal and figurative harm. The infringement on the ‘Billy’ moniker, a copyrighted and registered trademark of William Yearty, Absolute Blue, The Worst Band You’ll Ever Love, dba Absolute Blue Inc., and probably some of its subsidiaries and such will not be tolerated. The repeated use of the ‘Billy’ name as associated with the OxyClean, Awesome Auger, Kaboom products constitutes a violation of the most precious of civil rights and perhaps laws that govern such things, as well as Mississippi statutes and possibly county ordinances. We seek damages in excess of $100 million for pain, suffering, lack of appetite, loss of respect and impotence. We now leave this up to our crack team of lawyers, once they make bail...

In the meantime we proudly declare that our Lou’s Blues performance Friday from 9:30 to 1:30 the first official party of the St Patrick’s season, which begins shortly after Groundhog Day and ends somewhere around Rosh Hashanah. It’s is important to note that this will be the only Lou’s show until May due to scheduling conflicts so come on out and holler at a horn dog or two...

And Sunday from 4 to 8 the excessively mediocre sounds of The Worst Band once again rise in Palm Bay. It’s a return to Old Man John’s for an afternoon of unrivaled musicality with all your friends. So make it a weekend to remember where love is just a Jaeger away with Absolute Blue : Cougar Bait....

Some stuff to watch

And are you tired of the same old party? The same listless gathering, the lackluster celebration, the humdrum shindig? Don't forget that Absolute Blue is YOUR band! Yes, put that sparkle back in your event, put the gusto back in your gathering with The Worst Band You'll Ever Love. Simply drop us a line for all your bat mitzvah, wedding, divorce, birthday, anniversary or retirement party needs. Absolute Blue can supply the entertainment for your fete, festival, gala, jamboree or any form of revelry. Make it a night to remember with the band that puts the suck in success...

Vets Weekend pics

Again Lou's pics

Lou's again

Halloween pics

Lou's/Mo's pics

Rusty's/Siggy's pics

Latest Lous pics

Hef and Bunny pics

New Years pics

Absolute Blue Sells Out pics

Lou's Halloween pics

Pajama Party pics

Still More Lou's pics

Brevard Live Music Award pics

Declan's pics

Ozzie's pics

More Lou's pics

More Pier pics

Ozzie's pics

Pier pics

Mo's pics

Check out the fish pics

Mo's pics.

Lou's pics.

Tequila Willie's pics.

Lou's pics.

Some Declans pics.

Check out the Conchy's pics.

Toga Party pics.

Willie's pics.

Mo's pics.

Ryans pics.

More Grills pics.

The Lou's pics.

The St Patricks Pics .

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Here are the latest Declan's Pics . .

Check out our Ode to Fish Shirt Friday . And see Fish Shirt Pics

A tribute to our Troops , both past and present.

For your convenience, we now have a list of former slogans for Absolute Blue, some bad; some worse. Take a look. Click on link at right.

Check out the Fishin' Musicians.

Absolute Pics

And for the uninitiated, as a closing song the guys will more often than not perform a rendition of Rocky Raccoon by the Beatles, inviting members of the audience onstage to sing along. And now for the first time we have furnished for you a complete listing of the words to this timeless classic. So click on Rocky Racoon and come sing with the guys!