Tis a dark day in our collective history. Our once proud nation lies in disarray, the victim of apathy, lethargy and indifference. It is because of this we cancel all weekend performances and dedicate our selves to the cause, so that we will no longer sit in silent fear of the Luxembergers, Finnians or Swedish people. It is time to regain our past glory and create a new future for our nation and put those memories of a last place finish in Curling behind us. We urge you to call your Congressman to support the United States Curling Reform Act before congress this session. This will define a seventy five step plan to put America back on the Curling map because nothing says America like throwing heavy objects down a sheet of ice and sweeping up after them. It’s time for Curling to take its rightful place in the history of America, what with George’s well documented Curling fetish playing a pivotal role in his strained relations with Martha. And let’s not forget Paul Harvey’s famous midnight ride where he was once thought to say, “Give Me Liberty”, but what many unnammed historians now believe he really meant was “Give me Curling or give me death”. And when Woodrow Wilson uttered his famous speech he was returning from a Curling demonstration and could well have said “We have nothing to fear but Curling itself” instead. Even JFK himself was overheard to say “What the hell?” when attending his first match...

In any case, we will be back in action on Friday, March 12, with a rousing night of mischief at Lou’s Blues, and then March 14, with a Sunday of pleasant proportions at Old Man Johns...

Some stuff to watch

And are you tired of the same old party? The same listless gathering, the lackluster celebration, the humdrum shindig? Don't forget that Absolute Blue is YOUR band! Yes, put that sparkle back in your event, put the gusto back in your gathering with The Worst Band You'll Ever Love. Simply drop us a line for all your bat mitzvah, wedding, divorce, birthday, anniversary or retirement party needs. Absolute Blue can supply the entertainment for your fete, festival, gala, jamboree or any form of revelry. Make it a night to remember with the band that puts the suck in success...

Vets Weekend pics

Again Lou's pics

Lou's again

Halloween pics

Lou's/Mo's pics

Rusty's/Siggy's pics

Latest Lous pics

Hef and Bunny pics

New Years pics

Absolute Blue Sells Out pics

Lou's Halloween pics

Pajama Party pics

Still More Lou's pics

Brevard Live Music Award pics

Declan's pics

Ozzie's pics

More Lou's pics

More Pier pics

Ozzie's pics

Pier pics

Mo's pics

Check out the fish pics

Mo's pics.

Lou's pics.

Tequila Willie's pics.

Lou's pics.

Some Declans pics.

Check out the Conchy's pics.

Toga Party pics.

Willie's pics.

Mo's pics.

Ryans pics.

More Grills pics.

The Lou's pics.

The St Patricks Pics .

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Here are the latest Declan's Pics . .

Check out our Ode to Fish Shirt Friday . And see Fish Shirt Pics

A tribute to our Troops , both past and present.

For your convenience, we now have a list of former slogans for Absolute Blue, some bad; some worse. Take a look. Click on link at right.

Check out the Fishin' Musicians.

Absolute Pics

And for the uninitiated, as a closing song the guys will more often than not perform a rendition of Rocky Raccoon by the Beatles, inviting members of the audience onstage to sing along. And now for the first time we have furnished for you a complete listing of the words to this timeless classic. So click on Rocky Racoon and come sing with the guys!