ÿþ<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <!-- saved from url=(0028)http://www.absoluteblue.com/ --> <HTML><HEAD><TITLE>Absolute Blue: The Worst Band You'll Ever Love</TITLE> <META content="A Central Florida based rockin' blues band - The Ultimate Grooving Machine" name=description> <META content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1" http-equiv=Content-Type> <META content="MSHTML 5.00.2920.0" name=GENERATOR> <META content="blues, florida, music, rock, original, Brevard, Cocoa Beach, Cape Canaveral, Absolute, Blue, cd, tshirt, funk, r&b, rhythm, entertainment, popular, central, best, rocking blues, energy, exciting, classic, traditional, songs, Melbourne, Kennedy Space Center, absolute blue, blue, absolutely" name=keywords></HEAD> <BODY aLink=#ffffff background=back.jpg link=#ffffff text=#ff00ff vLink=#ffffff> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 width=750 cellpading="0"> <TBODY> <TR> <TD> <TABLE bgColor=#0000bb border=0 cellSpacing=10 width=750 cellpading="0" text="FF0000"> <TBODY> <TR> <TD><IMG align=top alt="Absolute Blue - The Logo" border=5 height=150 src="logoblack9.jpg" width=200> <TD><B><FONT face="BernhardMod BT,Helvetica"><FONT color=white><FONT size=6>Welcome To... <P></B></P></FONT></FONT></FONT></TD> <TD><IMG align=top alt="Absolute Blue - The Logo" border=5 height=150 src="logoblack9.jpg" width=200></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <CENTER> <P><B><FONT face=Tahoma,arial><FONT color=blue><FONT size=+3><IMG src="abbanner.gif"></FONT></B> <BR><B><FONT face=Arial,Helvetica><FONT color=#ffffff><FONT size=-1></CENTER> <TABLE bgColor=#0000bb border=0 cellSpacing=10 width=750 cellpading="0" text="00000"> <TBODY> <TR> <TD> <CENTER><IMG align=top alt="This is Absolute Blue - Damn good band" border=5 src="Promo01.jpg" width=350></A></CENTER><FONT face=ariel><FONT size=3><FONT color=white> <P><B><p>Absolute Blue Chugs Along <p> After extensive market research, including polling two bartenders, an unemployed  lawyer and several exotic dancers, we have finally decided to fully fund our most ambitious project to date. Utilizing advanced computer technology such as Word Processing and Chat Rooms we have moved beyond proof of concept and fully realized our vision. Called 'Rock and Roll Locomotive', or 'RocLoc' for the kids, this syndicated program will air weekly with each one featuring an aging rock star in varying stages of decay, who will mouth the mostly indecipherable lyrics to a little known rock song for union scale. Also included will be teenagers of all ages, showcasing their decidedly suburban dance moves to a mostly urban demographic. We are shooting for a 7:00 to 7:15 am time slot on Community Access Television, where we will face stiff competition from the ShamWow guy as well as Celebrity Astologer reruns. Stay tuned for more details on this soon to be major hit, enabling us to pay back taxes, assorted gambling debts and finally make good on those bounced checks for Girl Scout cookies. And as always we wish you love, peace and soul....<p> RIP Don Cornelius... <p> Get your fill of The Worst Band You'll Ever Love this Friday at Squid Lips from 7 to 11... <p> <p> <p><p><br><br> And are you tired of the same old party? The same listless gathering, the lackluster celebration, the humdrum shindig? Don't forget that Absolute Blue is YOUR band! Yes, put that sparkle back in your event, put the gusto back in your gathering with The Worst Band You'll Ever Love. Simply <A href="mailto:absoluteblue@hotmail.com?Subject=RE: My Party!"><FONT color=#00ffff>drop us a line</A><FONT color=white> for all your bat mitzvah, wedding, divorce, birthday, anniversary or retirement party needs. Absolute Blue can supply the entertainment for your fete, festival, gala, jamboree or any form of revelry. Make it a night to remember with the band that puts the suck in success...<p> <br> <p><p><p> <p> Vets Weekend<A href="v0101.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> pics</A> <FONT color=white> <p> Again Lou's <A href="ls01.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> pics</A> <FONT color=white> <p> Lou's <A href="l801.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> again</A> <p><FONT color=white> Halloween <A href="hl01.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> pics</A> <FONT color=white> <br> <p> Lou's/Mo's<A href="lm01.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> pics</A><FONT color=white> <br> <p>Rusty's/Siggy's<A href="oo01.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> pics</A> <FONT color=white> <p> Latest Lous<A href="l1001.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> pics</A> <FONT color=white> <p> Hef and Bunny<A href="hb01.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> pics</A> <FONT color=white> <p> New Years<A href="ny01.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> pics</A> <FONT color=white> <p> <p> Absolute Blue Sells Out<A href="abso1.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> pics</A> <FONT color=white> <p> Lou's Halloween<A href="http://singlesfocus.org/Album30/index.html"><FONT color=#00ffff> pics</A> <FONT color=white> <p> <p> <p> Pajama Party<A href="pj0101.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> pics</A> <FONT color=white> <p> Still More Lou's<A href="l0501.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> pics</A> <FONT color=white> <p> Brevard Live Music Award<A href="bl0201.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> pics</A> <FONT color=white> <p>Declan's<A href="d0501.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> pics</A> <FONT color=white> <p> Ozzie's<A href="oz0201.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> pics</A> <FONT color=white> <p> More Lou's<A href="l0401.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> pics</A> <FONT color=white><p> More Pier<A href="p0201.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> pics</A> <FONT color=white><p> Ozzie's<A href="oz0101.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> pics</A> <FONT color=white><p> Pier <A href="p0101.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> pics</A> <FONT color=white><p> Mo's <A href="mm0201.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> pics</A> <FONT color=white><p> Check out the fish<A href="f01.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> pics</A> <FONT color=white><p><p><p> <p> Mo's <A href="mm0201.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> pics.</A> <FONT color=white> <p> Lou's <A href="l0301.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> pics.</A> <FONT color=white> <p> Tequila Willie's <A href="tw0201.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> pics.</A> <FONT color=white> <p> Lou's <A href="l0201.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> pics.</A> <FONT color=white> <p> Some Declans <A href="d0301.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> pics.</A> <FONT color=white> <p> Check out the Conchy's <A href="c0201.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> pics.</A> <FONT color=white> <p> <p> <p> Toga Party <A href="tog01.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> pics.</A> <FONT color=white><p> <p> <p> Willie's <A href="tw0101.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> pics.</A> <FONT color=white><p> <br> <p> Mo's <A href="mm0101.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> pics.</A> <FONT color=white><p> <br> <p> Ryans <A href="r0101.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> pics.</A> <FONT color=white><p><br> More <A href="g0201.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> Grills</A> <FONT color=white>pics. <p> <br> The <A href="l0101.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> Lou's</A> <FONT color=white>pics. <p> The <A href="cj01.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> St Patricks Pics</A> <FONT color=white>. <p> <p> The <FONT color=white>. <p> <p>Here are the latest <A href="d11.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff> Declan's Pics</A> <FONT color=white>. <FONT color=white>.<p> <p>Check out our <A href="ode.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff>Ode to Fish Shirt Friday</A> <FONT color=white>. And see <A href="fishshirt.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff>Fish Shirt Pics</A><FONT color=white><p> <p> A tribute to our <A href="veteran.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff>Troops</A> <FONT color=white>, both past and present. <p> <FONT color=white><p> <p> <FONT color=white> <P> <P> <P><FONT color=white> <P>For your convenience, we now have a list of former slogans for Absolute Blue, some bad; some worse. Take a look. Click on link at right. <P><A href="boat.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff>Check out the Fishin' Musicians</A>. <P> <P><A href="arpic.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff>Absolute Pics</A><FONT color=white> <P> <P> <P>And for the uninitiated, as a closing song the guys will more often than not perform a rendition of Rocky Raccoon by the Beatles, inviting members of the audience onstage to sing along. And now for the first time we have furnished for you a complete listing of the words to this timeless classic. So click on Rocky Racoon and come sing with the guys! <P><B><P></P></B></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></B></FONT></FONT></FONT></TD> <TD><WIDTH=350><FONT face="BernhardMod BT,Helvetica"><FONT color=#ffffaa><FONT size=+0>FIND OUT MORE ABOUT ABSOLUTE BLUE <P></FONT> <P><FONT face=Arial,Helvetica><FONT color=#ffffaa><FONT size=+0>Click on the logo below to join our email list</FONT> <P><A href="mailto:absoluteblue@hotmail.com?Subject=RE: Put Me On Email List"><IMG src="email.gif"> <P><FONT size=-1></A><BR> <A href="friends.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff>Friends</A><BR> <A href="slogan.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff>Former Slogans</A><BR> <A href="songs.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff>Songlist</A><BR> <A href="http://www.spacecoastlive.com/calendar/band/000043"><FONT color=#00ffff>Calendar</A><BR> <A href="abbio.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff>About AB</A><BR> <A href="abtombio.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff>Tom</A><BR> <A href="abbillbio.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff>Bill</A><BR> <A href="abdonbio.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff>Don</A><BR> <A href="abkevinbio.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff>Kevin</A><BR> <A href="abflashbio.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff>Flash</A><BR> <A href="order.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff>Order Stuff</A><BR><A href="mailto:absoluteblue@hotmail.com?Subject=RE: Put Me On Email List"><FONT color=#00ffff>Keep Me In Touch</A><BR><A href="mailto:absoluteblue@hotmail.com?Subject=RE: Booking"><FONT color=#00ffff>Booking Info</A><BR><A href="mailto:absoluteblue@hotmail.com?Subject=RE: Comments"><FONT color=#00ffff>Send your comments</A><BR><A href="rocky.htm"><FONT color=#00ffff>Rocky Raccoon</A><BR></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></P></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></TD> <CENTER></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <CENTER><FONT color=blue face=Arial,Helvetica><FONT color=black size=5> <P></P></FONT></FONT></FONT></CENTER></CENTER></FONT></FONT></FONT></B></FONT></FONT></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></BODY></HTML>